Binance is like a gym for your emotions

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"Me: I’ll just check Binance for 5 minutes.

Also me 6 hours later: I now speak fluent candlestick." 📈🧠💥

Binance is like a gym for your emotions:

🏋️‍♂️ Pump,

💀 Dump,

🤡 Re-buy the dip,

😩 Cry in the bathroom.

Welcome to Binance — where you hodl your coins and your tears. 😂💸