#TrumpBitcoinEmpire #TrumpBitcoinEmpire Donald Trump's Bitcoin Empire resembles a golden tower built on dreams of blockchain and tweets. He calls it "TrumpCoin," of course — backed not by gold, but by pure ego and red hats. Every transaction includes the message: "Make cryptocurrency great again." Trump wallet? It only accepts coins with his face. When the market drops, he blames the "bearish energy of sleepy Joe." His NFT collection? Trump riding an eagle over the Federal Reserve. Some say it's a joke. Trump calls it "the most amazing financial innovation — probably in all of history." Is it real currency? Who knows. But in Trump's world, it's always bullish — just like his hair.