#TrumpBitcoinEmpire 🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BLOCKCHAIN! 🚨

Donald Trump has officially launched his new empire… not in real estate, not in politics… but on the blockchain! 🧱💸

Introducing the #TrumpBitcoinEmpire:

Where every tweet is a transaction, every speech is a smart contract, and every hat is now an NFT. 🎩📲

📉 Wall Street? Nah.

📈 We’re building Wall Chain — “Make Crypto Great Again!”

He’s not draining the swamp anymore…

He’s mining the dip. 😂⛏️💰

And remember folks:

“In Trump we trust, all others bring Bitcoin.” 💵➡️🟠

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