Me refreshing my crypto portfolio for the 87th time today, fully expecting to see the usual sideways squiggle...

Then BAM! A single, majestic green candle appears out of nowhere, defying all logic. My heart rate goes from 'sloth napping' to 'cheetah chasing a laser pointer' in 0.5 seconds. 🚀📈

Who else lives for these random acts of crypto kindness? 😂