#BTCvsETHุ
BTC sneezes: ๐จ
ETH catches a cold: ๐คง
Altcoins? Straight to hospice care. ๐๐ชฆ
Me: "Gonna check the market real quick..."
5 hours later:
๐ Lost money
๐ซ Lost my mind
๐ Gained meme alpha
ETH devs: Building the next internet. ๐ป๐ง
BTC maxis: Yelling on Twitter like itโs 2013. ๐ง๐ฃ
Altcoin holders: Meditating through the pain. ๐ฌ๐ต
Bought the top? Welcome to the club.
Sold the bottom? Youโre a seasoned veteran now. ๐๏ธ
Still holding? You, my friend, are a certified degen. ๐ง ๐ฅ
Crypto math:
10% tech ๐งช
90% emotional damage ๐ญ
But heyโฆ the charts still slap. ๐โจ
WAGMI? Eh, maybe.
Therapy? Absolutely. ๐๏ธ๐ธ
Just another completely normal day in #CryptoLand ๐๐ธ