#BTCvsETH؟
BTC sneezes: 💨
ETH catches a cold: 🤧
Altcoins? Straight to hospice care. 💀🪦
Me: "Gonna check the market real quick..."
5 hours later:
📉 Lost money
🫠 Lost my mind
😂 Gained meme alpha
ETH devs: Building the next internet. 💻🔧
BTC maxis: Yelling on Twitter like it’s 2013. 🧓📣
Altcoin holders: Meditating through the pain. 😬🍵
Bought the top? Welcome to the club.
Sold the bottom? You’re a seasoned veteran now. 🎖️
Still holding? You, my friend, are a certified degen. 🧠🔥
Crypto math:
10% tech 🧪
90% emotional damage 😭
But hey… the charts still slap. 📊✨
WAGMI? Eh, maybe.
Therapy? Absolutely. 🛋️💸
Just another completely normal day in #CryptoLand 🚀🐸
