#BTCvsETHุŸ

BTC sneezes: ๐Ÿ’จ

ETH catches a cold: ๐Ÿคง

Altcoins? Straight to hospice care. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿชฆ

Me: "Gonna check the market real quick..."

5 hours later:

๐Ÿ“‰ Lost money

๐Ÿซ  Lost my mind

๐Ÿ˜‚ Gained meme alpha

ETH devs: Building the next internet. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ”ง

BTC maxis: Yelling on Twitter like itโ€™s 2013. ๐Ÿง“๐Ÿ“ฃ

Altcoin holders: Meditating through the pain. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿต

Bought the top? Welcome to the club.

Sold the bottom? Youโ€™re a seasoned veteran now. ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ

Still holding? You, my friend, are a certified degen. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Crypto math:

10% tech ๐Ÿงช

90% emotional damage ๐Ÿ˜ญ

But heyโ€ฆ the charts still slap. ๐Ÿ“Šโœจ

WAGMI? Eh, maybe.

Therapy? Absolutely. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ

Just another completely normal day in #CryptoLand ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿธ

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