#BTCvsETH؟

BTC sneezes: 💨

ETH catches a cold: 🤧

Altcoins? Straight to hospice care. 💀🪦

Me: "Gonna check the market real quick..."

5 hours later:

📉 Lost money

🫠 Lost my mind

😂 Gained meme alpha

ETH devs: Building the next internet. 💻🔧

BTC maxis: Yelling on Twitter like it’s 2013. 🧓📣

Altcoin holders: Meditating through the pain. 😬🍵

Bought the top? Welcome to the club.

Sold the bottom? You’re a seasoned veteran now. 🎖️

Still holding? You, my friend, are a certified degen. 🧠🔥

Crypto math:

10% tech 🧪

90% emotional damage 😭

But hey… the charts still slap. 📊✨

WAGMI? Eh, maybe.

Therapy? Absolutely. 🛋️💸

Just another completely normal day in #CryptoLand 🚀🐸

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