🐂 Bull Run Begins, But My Portfolio Has Other Plans

📍By AlertX Official

In a world where crypto dreams are made and broken in milliseconds, there's one investor who’s mastered the art of missing the bull run — me.

As the crypto market erupts in green candles, I proudly opened my portfolio app expecting fireworks… only to be greeted with numbers so red, they’d make a tomato blush.

Meanwhile, Bitcoin is climbing like it just remembered it's the king. Ethereum is pumping. Even meme coins with dog faces and questionable roadmaps are flying. But my coins?

They’re on a different journey. A peaceful downward spiral. Like monks, they’ve renounced all material gains.

🤡 My Trading Strategy (aka the Art of Regret):

Buy at all-time highs.

Sell at emotional lows.

Repeat until broke or enlightened.

When I saw the meme of the street water flowing past the drain labeled my portfolio, I felt seen. It’s not a meme anymore, it’s live CCTV footage of my portfolio watching profits zoom by.

🚨 "Buy the Dip," They Said...

The dip kept dipping. Now I live in the dip. It’s no longer a price action — it’s a lifestyle.

🤔 What Have I Learned?

If it pumps after I sell, that’s tradition.

If I long, it dumps.

If I short, it moons.

If I hodl, it disappears.

In conclusion, the next time the market is on a bull run, I’ll be ready. With popcorn. Watching my portfolio do absolutely nothing.

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💬 Drop a comment below if your portfolio is also practicing stealth mode during the bull run.