Altcoins? Full organ failure. 💀🪦
Me: “Just checking the market for 5 mins…”
5 hours later:
📉 Lost money
🫠 Lost sanity
😂 Gained memes
ETH devs building the future: 💻🔧
BTC maxis arguing on Twitter: 🧓📣
Altcoin holders coping in silence: 😬🍵