#BTCvsETH sneezes: 💨

ETH catches a cold:

Altcoins? Full organ failure.

Me: “Just checking the market for 5 mins…”

5 hours later:

Lost money

Lost sanity

Gained memes

ETH devs building the future:

BTC maxis arguing on Twitter:

Altcoin holders coping in silence:

Bought the top? Welcome.

Sold the bottom? Veteran status unlocked.

Still holding? Certified degen.

Crypto is 10% tech, 90% emotional damage.

But hey… at least the charts look pretty.

WAGMI? Maybe.

Therapy? Definitely.