#BTCvsETH BTC sneezes: ๐จ
ETH catches a cold: ๐คง
Altcoins? Full organ failure. ๐๐ชฆ
Me: โJust checking the market for 5 minsโฆโ
5 hours later:
๐ Lost money
๐ซ Lost sanity
๐ Gained memes
ETH devs building the future: ๐ป๐ง
BTC maxis arguing on Twitter: ๐ง๐ฃ
Altcoin holders coping in silence: ๐ฌ๐ต
Bought the top? Welcome.
Sold the bottom? Veteran status unlocked. ๐๏ธ
Still holding? Certified degen. ๐ง ๐ฅ
Crypto is 10% tech, 90% emotional damage. ๐ญ
But heyโฆ at least the charts look pretty. ๐โจ
WAGMI? Maybe.
Therapy? Definitely. ๐๏ธ๐ธ
Just another normal day in crypto land! ๐๐ธ