#BTCvsETH BTC sneezes: ๐Ÿ’จ

ETH catches a cold: ๐Ÿคง

Altcoins? Full organ failure. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿชฆ

Me: โ€œJust checking the market for 5 minsโ€ฆโ€

5 hours later:

๐Ÿ“‰ Lost money

๐Ÿซ  Lost sanity

๐Ÿ˜‚ Gained memes

ETH devs building the future: ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ”ง

BTC maxis arguing on Twitter: ๐Ÿง“๐Ÿ“ฃ

Altcoin holders coping in silence: ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿต

Bought the top? Welcome.

Sold the bottom? Veteran status unlocked. ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ

Still holding? Certified degen. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Crypto is 10% tech, 90% emotional damage. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

But heyโ€ฆ at least the charts look pretty. ๐Ÿ“Šโœจ

WAGMI? Maybe.

Therapy? Definitely. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ

Just another normal day in crypto land! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿธ