💸 If You Laugh, Send Me Crypto — That’s the Smart Contract. #BİNANCE
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I told a girl I trade crypto. She said,
“Aw, so you’re unemployed but with charts.” 📉😭
Then I said I own $DOGE.
She replied:
“Same. I used to date one.” 🐶💔
Then I told her I was into NFTs.
She said,
“Oh cute! I also collect emotionally unavailable men.”
At this point I was like:
Ma’am… are you the bear market?
Because everything was going great… until you showed up. 🐻📉
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If this made you laugh — or cry and laugh — send me a little crypto. Not for me…
For the emotional support wallet. 🥲
#BinanceLaughs
