Sure! Here's a rephrased and compressed version of your humorous crypto post with a more thrilling and polished tone, tailored for crypto-savvy readers:
“Crypto made me a fortune!”
“Wow! What’s your fortune now?”
“Pre-heart attack.”
Let me know if you'd like a version with an image caption, tweet style, or meme format too!
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