😂 Her: "You always take so long in the toilet... what are you doing??"
Me: "Uh... market research, babe." 📉📈💼
📱 Charting $SOL 's next breakout
🔍 Watching $OP flip resistance
🚀 Hoping $SEI moons before I wipe 😅
Because real traders never miss a candle — not even in the bathroom! 💹🚽
