Ripple invites SEC to drink bubble tea with brown sugar - price increases by 35% this week!*
1. Snapshot
→ Current price: $3.491 (up 2.18% - higher than gas prices in Saigon)
→ Volume: $6.96B (439% from last week - FOMO level "black credit")
→ Sentiment: 95% "HODL to $10", 5% "Sell and cry" (source: TraderVN)
2. News
→ Short-term:
- SEC emergency meeting: Discussing how to sue $XRP for the 96th time (Brad Garlinghouse attached 10 tons of mocking memes)
- Zimbabwe uses XRP to pay civil servants → people mining with... Nokia 1280 phones
→ Long-term:
- 2030: XRP can buy high-speed train tickets to Mars (SpaceX accepts payment)
- Ripple builds a Bitcoin bridge through the Malacca Strait - fees = Dogecoin
3. Analysis
→ Support: $3.25 (the "crocodile waiting for prey" zone)
→ Resistance: $3.65 (the checkpoint where "whales like to unload")
→ Indicator:
- RSI: 83.57 ("overbought" but whatever - the crypto market has no logic!)
- MACD: Roller coaster shape → preparing to soar to $4
4. Strategy "HIGH RISK 2.0"
→ Trader:
- Entry: $3.45 (when SEC tweets "We're reconsidering...")
- TP: $4.00 (sell 50% to buy an iPhone 50) → $4.80 (buy a second-hand Tesla)
- SL: $3.20 (below this, consider going... to meet the King of Hell)
→ Holder:
- Staking XRP earns 0.96% annually → enough to buy 3 cups of bubble tea/week (size M)
4.1 Risk
→ SEC raids Ripple headquarters → XRP price becomes "XRP Poor"
→ Elon Musk tweets "XRP is a scam" → whales dump 500 million coins
> *"What will you do when XRP hits $10?
> A. Buy a villa in Phu Quoc
> B. Hire a lawyer to sue SEC back
> C. Still holding - I am the champion HODL 💎🙌"*
