🤓 When You’re Addicted… to Charts, Not Cigarettes
You know you’re deep into trading when this is your vibe:
Pajamas = Office Wear
Couch = Trading Desk
Chart = Emotional Rollercoaster 🎢
Our boy in the image?
He doesn’t chase girls...
He chases breakouts. 💔📈
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🧠 His Daily Routine:
Wake up ✅
Open laptop ✅
Stare at candles till eyes burn ✅
Regret not taking profit ✅
Say "Just 5 more minutes" (5 hours ago) ✅
Sleep with RSI dreams ✅
He’s not watching Netflix.
He’s watching that 4H candle close like it’s a Marvel movie finale.
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🍕 Meal Plan:
Breakfast: Missed Entry
Lunch: Fake Breakout
Dinner: Emotional Damage
Midnight Snack: Revenge Trade
Served cold. Every day.
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🧘♂️ Relationship Status:
"Single until my portfolio hits all targets."
(Spoiler: Never hits.)
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💬 Final Thought:
They said, "Follow your passion."
So he followed...
$ETH / $BTC / $ADA / $PEPE / $DOGE 😭
But hey — at least he’s addicted to bettering himself, not betting on IPL or texting his ex at 2AM.
