🚨 Trump just signed the first-ever U.S. crypto law — but before you pop champagne, read the fine print! 🎯 This move isn’t the crypto revolution you’ve been waiting for… it’s regulation wrapped in red, white, and control. 🇺🇸💥 Buckle up, the crypto Wild West just got sheriffs! 🧑‍⚖️📜 #CryptoNews