You ever just wake up and you're suddenly rich?
Yeah, me neither.
Until I did.
It was a regular morning.
Stretched. Yawned. Opened my exchange app just to confirm I was still broke.
But there it was…10,000 dollars
In my futures wallet.
No transaction hash.
No sender.
Just chilling there like it owned the place.
Then my phone buzzed.
One message, no contact, just three words:
“Now you owe me.”
Excuse me??
I left it untouched. I'm not dumb.
Next day — boom.
A 25x leveraged trade was live on my account.
The pair? $SUI
Huh?
I had never traded it before.
Didn’t even know what it did besides look cool on a chart and get spammed on CT.
I searched Binance.
Yup — chart was absolutely ripping.
And that ghost trade?
In profit. Big profit.
Then it happened…
All my assets — my bags, my dust, my meme coins I was emotionally attached to — converted.
Even my staking rewards vanished.
All SUI now.
I tried to withdraw.
Access denied.
Screen went black.
A message appeared:
“Now you really owe me.”
News breaks:
An organization of unknown devs and rogue quants just launched a new cross-chain protocol built on — you guessed it — SUI.
“Multi-dimensional staking. Adaptive liquidity. Modular parallel universes.”
Bro… what?
Only one wallet holds the genesis batch.
Mine.
Suddenly I’m being hunted across chains.
Gas fees spike when I breathe.
Tried to hide it on Cosmos — now my whole Cosmos is haunted.
Bridged to Solana…
Solana immediately went down for “maintenance.”
(You can’t make this up.)
SUI hit TikTok.
Instagram reels.
Binance listed it with front-page priority.
Twitter changed its trending section to just say: “SUI.”
Your favorite influencer is now named “SUI Daddy.”
Market cap hits 8.7B overnight. And then… the founder doxxes.
It’s me.
🧠 Moral of the Story?
There isn’t one.
This market runs on chaos, caffeine, and copium.
Coins appear. Blockchains go viral.
One day you're wrecked, next day you're the SUI overlord.
So if SUI suddenly shows up in your wallet?
Maybe don’t sell.
You might just be part of the plot.
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