#CryptoMarket4T #CryptoMarket4T

Welcome to CryptoMarket 4T, where your savings come to die in style. Here, traders wake up checking red charts as if they were positive pregnancy tests: nobody wants them, but they still arrive.

Your investment? Don't worry, it always drops 40% before rising 5%... and then drops another 60% so you can appreciate the lesson: the only currency that doesn't lose value is the meme that reminds you that you should have sold yesterday.

So relax, hodl with tears, and remember: at CryptoMarket 4T, we are all millionaires... in unrealized losses.

#CryptoMarket4T — Where hope is more volatile than Bitcoin.