$SUI When I thought that "Binanse" was the name of a sushi restaurant… 🍣

It turned out to be a place where your emotions change faster than the price of DOGE after a tweet from Musk! 🐶🚀

Started with $10 — felt like Warren Buffett. Five minutes later — you’re looking for the price of valerian root.

Bought at the highs? Welcome to the club! 🎉 We meet every evening on Zoom, drink tea, and silently stare at the charts.

Binanse is not just an exchange. It’s a workout for the nervous system, a course for young psychologists, and a survival school all in one fiat package! 🧠💸