5:13 AM breaking news! The Financial Times confirms: Trump will sign an order this week, unleashing $9 trillion in U.S. retirement funds (401k) into Bitcoin and Ethereum!
Crypto pals, put down your instant noodles! This is not a rumor; it's a financial nuclear explosion orchestrated by a former president and a current presidential candidate! Three sentences to understand how crazy the bulls are!
Hot point 1: $9 trillion in retirement funds will become new fuel for the crypto market!
U.S. 401k retirement funds = the world's largest pool of capital! Previously only buying government bonds and Apple stocks, Trump tore up the old rules, directly allowing purchases of BTC, ETH, gold, and even private equity funds! The scale of whale entry far exceeds grayscale by a hundred times, think about it!
Hot point 2: The ultimate showdown of the U.S. election, Trump's 'crypto campaign' confirmed!
Why the surprise attack before the election? $120 million U.S. retirement voters' wallets are strapped to Trump's war chariot! Crypto market surge → Voter ecstasy → Votes secured, this grand scheme is a thousand times more ruthless than Musk's calls!
Hot point 3: Full list of benefiting coins (Iron Eagle emergency compilation)
Bitcoin, Ethereum (core assets, top choice for pensions)
BlackRock/Fidelity crypto stocks ($IBIT, $FBTC enjoying management fee windfall)
Trump-themed coins ($TRUMP, $MAGA have surged 40% in a single day!)
RWA track ($ONDO, $MKR capturing gold, private equity assets on-chain dividends)
Iron Eagle warning:
"Once the 401k is unleashed, BTC reaching a million dollars is not a dream! The final piece of the epic bull market puzzle in 2025—it's in place!"
Emergency action guide (miss it and break your legs):
Immediately increase your BTC/ETH positions: Pension allocation trend = permanently reduced circulation!
Invest in compliant channel stocks: BlackRock ($BLK), Coinbase ($COIN) are profiting effortlessly!
Keep a close eye on Trump's Twitter: any mention of 'cryptocurrency' = market igniter!
The final soul-crushing blow:
"Relatives who used to laugh at buying coins will have to rely on your pension account for meals in the future!"
Tired of struggling alone? The Iron Eagle team is here to empower you! Non-ambitious crazies, please take a detour!
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