😂 ALTCOIN INVESTORS BE LIKE...
📉 “Down 68%” – Still holding like it’s 2021
📈 “Up 1%” – Tells everyone they’re a genius
🧮 “+$12.09 gain” – Retirement plan activated
🔢 “16 tabs open” – All CoinMarketCap
🧠 “2 brain cells” – One says buy, the other says HODL
😤 “-19% portfolio” – But still blaming the whales
💎 Diamond hands, empty wallet.
