High energy ahead: Trump's 'little theater in his mind' is spinning the entire DC around!
Previous recap, smoke bombs are flying: Recently, the rumors have been tight! Various informed sources inside the White House assure:
Trump is going to fire Federal Reserve Chairman Powell! It sounds serious, even the dismissal documents are drafted, just waiting for the boss's signature! It feels like Powell can't sit still in his chair, and Wall Street is shaking along!

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The main character appears, lightly saying: 'I just thought about it': Finally, after much anticipation, the reporters finally caught the real boss, Trump himself! Guess what? Trump innocently (or proudly?) said:
"Oh, you guys are too serious! I just 'thought' about it! I really don't have a plan to fire him!"
Reform? 'It will happen in the next 8 months~' (This cake is drawn big and round!)
As for the successor? He mentioned: 'That Hassett (senior advisor at the White House), we might consider making him the Federal Reserve Chairman.'
Listen to this tone, 'maybe', 'consider', it's like saying 'maybe I'll consider having a burger for lunch today'!
A sharp remark, not very harmful but highly insulting: Did you think this was the end? Trump also added a 'deep' evaluation of Powell (manual dog head):
'As for Powell, even though he is an 'idiot' (exact words! So blunt!)... But! How could I fire him?'
Then, the plot twist comes! Unless... 'Unless they commit fraud while renovating the Federal Reserve building!'
(The key point: the reason for firing the Federal Reserve Chairman turns out to be—renovation embezzlement??? This thought process is as strange as the Milky Way!)

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In summary, friends please laugh:
Everyone at the White House: Nervously cooperating in the 'palace coup drama', the documents are all ready! (The Oscars owe you a little golden statue!)
The real Trump: Calmly munching on popcorn, saying 'I was just brainstorming, why are you taking it so seriously?'
By the way, he labeled Powell as an 'idiot', but absolutely will not fire him, unless... the building renovation goes wrong!
Powell: While sitting at home, the title 'idiot' falls from the sky, but my job is temporarily secure, as long as the building doesn't collapse... (inner monologue: Thank you very much!)
Onlookers (us): Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah... (laughing crazily in front of the screen)
Trump, on playing with people's hearts, setting the rhythm, and creating confusing behaviors, you are the real king!
This operation went from 'an impending storm' to 'calm winds', all with one sentence, plus a soulful commentary and absurd firing conditions! Respect!
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