๐จ BREAKING:
Narendra Modi just announced Indiaโs first official cryptocurrency โ $BHARAT.
๐ข Key Features:
โ Mine karne ke liye Aadhaar link karna padega ๐
โ Gas fee bharna padega UPI se
โ Coin ka whitepaper likha gaya hai Hindi me only ๐ญ
โ Airdrop only for those who watched Mann Ki Baat ๐๏ธ
Government says:
> โCrypto ko samjho, apnao... aur tax bharo.โ
๐ Itโs a prankโฆ but feels possible, right?
Would you buy Bharat If it really launched??
