🚨 BREAKING: Jamie Dimon Joins the Dark Side (a.k.a. Crypto)
The same guy who once yelled “Crypto is a fraud!” is now like:
“Okay maybe... just one little blockchain.”
Yes, JPMorgan’s CEO is going FULL crypto.
Even the banks are FOMO’ing now.
Meanwhile in AIVille…
AIV holders: Already chilling in the metaverse
AI + Web3 combo? Still early. Still spicy.
AIV prices: Going up like Dimon’s regret graph
When Jamie finally buys AIV:
“Guys don’t sell... I was just testing you all along 😅”
Wanna be early? Or be like Jamie... buying after the moon?
The choice is yours. 🤷♂️🚀