"A Trader’s Life: The Comedy We Never Asked For 🎭📉"

Woke up bullish, went to bed broke.

Started the day with a “sure-shot” setup… ended up blaming the market maker, the moon phase, and my cat walking across the keyboard.

Set a stop-loss? Market hits it, then moonwalks back to target.

Didn’t set a stop-loss? Oh well… now I am the stop-loss. 💀

Tried scalping for quick profits. Blinked once — trade's gone. Blinked twice — account’s gone.

And the worst part?

Every time I say “one last trade”…

I open three more.

Moral of the story:

Trading is 10% strategy, 90% convincing yourself that “this time it’s different.” 😂📉📈