💸 500M in 15 mins? That’s not a sale, that’s a heist with extra steps!
🧠 #arkham detectives found 189 wallets that YOLO'd the max limit ($1M) into the Pumpfun token sale — probably faster than you can say “not financial advice.”
🤣 Meanwhile, retail investors were still reading “How to connect wallet” as the pump vanished into the #blockchain .
Welcome to crypto — where even #FOMO needs a faster internet connection. 🌐
