BREAKING NEWS:

Donald Trump signs with Paris Saint-Germain!? 😳⚽

In a completely unexpected move, $TRUMP has officially joined forces with $PSG — not as a striker, not as a manager… but as a brand ambassador for blockchain hype and football fusion! 🇺🇸🤝🇫🇷

😅 This pic looks 100% AI-generated — but nope, it’s very real-looking (or is it?).

One thing’s for sure: when football meets politics and crypto, anything can happen.

$TRUMP $PSG #CryptoFootball #AIorNotAI

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