BTC is like an ex who suddenly texts at 2 AM — it means it's going up! 😱
MACD is about to cross, RSI is already overly excited 💥
Entry? Try averaging in at $118K – $119K, don't forget the stop loss, so you don't get liquidated and keep blaming fate 😭
Target? 120K first, the rest leave it to the universe! ✨