🚨🚨 Traders, Tokens & Trouble at Home 🚨🚨

Trader (excited):

"I bought XRP for real use, DOGE for fun, and ADA for the future!"

Wife (not amused):

"You also brought stress, empty pockets, and late-night regrets."

\$DOGE: "But I’m cute 🐶"

\$XRP: "At least I’m super fast 💨"

\$ADA: "Umm… I’m still working on it 🧠"

Wife:

"Did any of you bring food?"

And now he’s cooking instant noodles… because the only one that moved was DOGE — and it was just a fake-out. 😅

📈 Trade smart.

😂 Laugh at the losses.

💍 Ask your wife next time.

💬 Tap if you're still holding bags.

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