🤯💔 **"Traders, Tokens & Tension at Home"**
**Trader (pumped):**
"I grabbed XRP for real-world use, DOGE for the memes, and ADA for the tech!"
**Wife (stone-faced):**
"You also grabbed stress, broke days, and nightly regrets."
**DOGE:** "Hey, I’m adorable 🐶"
**XRP:** "At least I’m lightning fast 💨"
**ADA:** "I mean... I’m working on it 🧠"
**Wife:**
"None of you geniuses brought dinner home."
Now he's cooking instant noodles...
Because only DOGE showed life — and it was just a tease.
📢
📈 Trade wisely.
😂 Laugh through the losses.
💍 And maybe run it by the wife next time.
💬 Tap if you're still bag-holding.
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