🐕💸 Bought 1000CHEEMS not because I believe in memes — but because memes believe in me.

Price is falling? That means Cheems' strength is accumulating.

Price is rising? That means he is just remembering who the daddy is here.

I don't invest — I integrate.

I don't hold — I meditate.

1000CHEEMS — not an asset, but an existential tuning fork of crypto.