📉 CURRENT MARKET VIBES…
Charts are bleeding red, wallets are crying, and sanity is barely hanging on.
Bro’s literally checking the floor for signs of strength 😩
💻 Candles hitting us with horror movie jump scares
🕳️ Portfolio just unlocked a new all-time low
🔍 TA? More like Trying Anything at this point
Meanwhile, we’re like:
"One green candle and I’m bullish again, baby!"
🚨 But let’s be real — it’s a dead cat bounce with commitment issues.
🍌 Banana for scale?
Can’t even afford the banana now.
Only thing rising is our daily dose of copium.