🤣💸 Am I an investor... or just a spectator in the crypto circus?
📅 Today on Binance
Woke up this morning...
Opened the app...
BTC = $118K 🚀
ETH = $3K 💥
And me?
Still trying to find “support and resistance”… in my love life. 😅
🎯 While whales are entering the market with millions,
I’m in with $12.8 dreaming of buying a private island! 🌴
But hey... even CZ started from zero, right? (Though not literal zero like me 😂)
📢 Question of the day:
Have you seen profits lately?
Or are you like me—every time I buy a coin, it drops like it’s trying to escape me? 🥲