🤣💸 Am I an investor... or just a spectator in the crypto circus?

📅 Today on Binance

Woke up this morning...

Opened the app...

BTC = $118K 🚀

ETH = $3K 💥

And me?

Still trying to find “support and resistance”… in my love life. 😅

🎯 While whales are entering the market with millions,

I’m in with $12.8 dreaming of buying a private island! 🌴

But hey... even CZ started from zero, right? (Though not literal zero like me 😂)

📢 Question of the day:

Have you seen profits lately?

Or are you like me—every time I buy a coin, it drops like it’s trying to escape me? 🥲

#Binance #Btcoin #Ethereum