$BTC
🚀 Bitcoin just did what relatives do at weddings:
> ✅ Showed up looking expensive
✅ Grabbed attention for 2 minutes
❌ Disappeared without warning 😐
📉 Crypto traders right now:
"I bought — it dumped."
"I sold — it pumped."
"I held — now I dream of Lamborghini... in my sleep." 😭🚗💨
📊 Crypto Market =
> “Sometimes joy, mostly trauma.” 😅
📢 If you’ve also taken emotional damage from crypto…
Follow me — we cry together, but we meme harder! 😂🔥