23 Wall Street, New York, Goldman Sachs trading hall.
The LCD screens were blood red, the Dow fell 1800 points in a single day, and the air was filled with a murky mix of caffeine and despair. Fund manager Mark loosened his Hermès tie and gulped down his fourth whiskey when his phone suddenly buzzed with a tweet - “Damn, it's that damn Dogecoin again!” Just as Mark was about to swipe away, he widened his eyes in shock: DOGE surged 367% in a single day, with a market cap crushing Boeing! The cold light from the screen illuminated his twisted face: “This world has gone mad...”
Time rewinds three months.
In the back alley of Shibuya Station, Tokyo, the stray Shiba Inu Wangcai rummaged through a pile of garbage for fish bones. It would never forget that fateful rainy night - before fainting from hunger, it pawed at an abandoned scanner in a convenience store, and a yellow “D” icon popped up on the screen.
“Buy it and hold it! This stupid dog is pressing the confirm button!” The drunks laughed as they hurled coins at the screen, only to see the old monitor suddenly explode with fireworks effects: “DOGE recharge successful: 100,000,000 coins!”
That night, as Wangcai carried the last three coins into a cardboard box, global headlines were going crazy: (Mysterious buyer swallows 100 million Dogecoins, suspected uprising of Japanese retail investors!)
One month later, Twitter headquarters.
Elon Musk massaged his temples and turned off the Tesla earnings call, but his fingers mysteriously slid towards the Shiba Inu avatar's message box. Unread message:
“Give me an address, and I’ll send you the property certificate for the lunar doghouse. - W.C”
“Crazy!” he laughed as he hit the retweet button. Five minutes later, that tweet, which would go down in cryptocurrency history, exploded across the internet: “Countdown to Dogecoin's moon landing - D is for Destiny!” Image: Wangcai's paw print stamped on the Mars deed.
Within 48 hours, 2 million convenience stores activated DOGE payments, and even the Vatican accepted Dogecoin donations. Meanwhile, Wangcai squatted on the Shibuya rooftop, overlooking the crowd below holding a banner that read “Long live the Dog God,” while the tablet under its paws flashed a line of small text: The number of holding addresses surpassed 50 million.
On the night of the decisive battle, Chicago Mercantile Exchange.
“Throw! Smash through $0.01 for me!” Mark roared as he hit enter. A billion short orders bombarded the market, and DOGE plummeted by 47%. Suddenly, all traders' screens went black, and a Shiba Inu meme popped up in the center: “Oops~”
In the next second, convenience store cash register systems across the region automatically popped up a prompt: “Would you like to exchange Dogecoin for a hot dog? Exchange rate 1:1000!” A massive wave of retail investors instantly bought the dip, and the buying frenzy completely overwhelmed the shorts.
At dawn, Mark collapsed on the ground, staring at the margin call text message, as the news headline pierced his eyes: (Dogecoin's market value surpassed 80 billion, Shiba Inu Wangcai's wealth rank exceeded Buffett!) Image: Wangcai wearing a custom titanium dog tag, pawing at the NYSE bull.
By the resolution of the Earth Federation, Dogecoin officially became the interstellar settlement currency.
Five years later, under the dome of the Mars colony, a bronze statue of Wangcai supports the Earth with its paws, and the base is engraved with its declaration that changed the rules of cosmic finance:
“Attention all bipedal creatures -
Wang's wealth code is just three points:
1. Using paws to press the keyboard is faster than hands (try it if you don’t believe it)
2. If the dog bowl is empty, go to the convenience store to scan the D code
3. Unity! Let the Goldman Sachs vultures gnaw on dog bones!
Is loneliness a stumbling block to success? Kick it away! The Ailes team builds bridges, mad ambitious people have priority!