💸 DCA is Like Ordering Pizza on EMIs 🍕
Can’t afford the whole pie? No problem — just buy one slice every week and chill.
That’s Dollar Cost Averaging (DCA) in crypto terms.
You’re not trying to time the market like some psychic day trader —
You're just consistently stacking bits of Bitcoin (or whatever you love),
One slice at a time. 🍕
📉 Price drops? You get more coin.
📈 Price pumps? You still bought some.
Either way — you’re in the game. And you’re not stressing.
It’s like dating:
Don’t marry a coin after one green candle.
Get to know it over time. DCA is that slow-burn relationship that lasts. 💍
🔥 Pro Tip: Set up Auto-Invest on Binance, and forget the charts.
Let your future self send you a thank-you pizza with toppings.
> Remember:
“Time in the market beats timing the market” —
Especially when candlesticks still look like red popsicles. 😂
✅ Start small. Stay consistent.
And if you ever feel panicked…
Take a deep breath, make a chai, and keep buying.
