🚨BREAKING: BITCOIN JUST BROKE THE CEILING AGAIN! 🚀
Ladies and gentlemen…
We are no longer in a bull market,
WE’RE IN A BULL RODEO!! 🐂💥
Bitcoin said:
> "Recession? I don't know her." 💅
"Resistance level? Never met him." 😎
Wallets are dancing 💃
Charts are screaming 📈
Bears are weeping in a cave somewhere 🐻😭
If you sold at $99k thinking you were smart…
Just know Satoshi is watching from the blockchain heavens like 👀
📢 ATH PARTY INCOMING ‼️
Bring your cold wallets and your moon boots —
Cuz BTC is not just going to the moon…
It’s renting a duplex on Mars! 🪐
This is just the beginning of what is to come...new aim is 150k🔥🚀
#BTCBreaksATH #BullRun2025 #CryptoComedy #BinanceSquareHype $BNB