How to lose $100 in 15 minutes on futures — a guide for the smartest

🔸 Step 1: Use leverage ×50. Because why have patience when you can go all in — either a Lambo or a mortgage house.

🔸 Step 2: Enter the trade “by intuition”. Charts are all a conspiracy.

🔸 Step 3: Why have a stop-loss? It limits freedom!

🔸 Step 4: Average down until victory. The stakes only go up.

🔸 Step 5: Check your balance. It’s empty. That means you are free.

If you followed all the steps — congratulations, you just completed the basic course for a hero trader.$BTC