📉📈 Crypto Market Update – 3:38 PM
Everything in green. Calm. Steady. Unbothered.
> "This market’s more stable than my ex💔 ever was — at least crypto doesn’t fake love and vanish after pumping my hopes 💀📉"
🟢 PEPE: +2.41%
🟢 DOGE: +1.56%
🟢 XRP: $2.33 and climbing
🟢 ETH, SOL, BTC – all chilling like they’re in therapy 🧘♂️📈
💬 If only relationships had charts like this, we could’ve shorted the red flags early 🚩😂
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