There’s always one person who, as soon as they enter a trade,

the market turns against them.

Their friends told them: "Dude, you’re a jinx… don’t trade with us again."

So they got annoyed

and said:

"Fine… I’ll go long on a currency so it sinks… and short on the one that wants to rise… and give you all a break!"

And indeed, from that day on,

every currency they entered… the market stood still.

Neither rising nor falling.

It remained stagnant for two days.

And everyone wrote to them: "Oh teacher… we’re begging you… close your trades and let the market breathe" 😂😂😂