#BinanceTurns8

🎉 Happy 8th Birthday, Binance! 🎂

You’re officially old enough to beat most memecoins in a footrace and still young enough to pretend you’re “just getting started.” From being a baby exchange with wild UI to becoming the Godzilla of crypto platforms — you’ve survived FUD, crashes, hacks, and more mood swings than a Bitcoin chart on a Monday morning.

You’ve helped people get rich, get poor, and get rugged (but mostly rich, we hope). You taught us that HODL is a lifestyle, not a typo, and that BNB is more than just another four-letter word.

To 8 more years of moon missions, weird coin listings, and memes that age better than our portfolios. 🚀😂

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