#TrumpTariffs When Trump says “Tariffs are good and easy to win,” my portfolio starts sweating like it just ran a marathon in a sauna. 🥵💸 Suddenly, my international trades are acting like they just saw a ghost — or worse, a tax form. 👻📉

One minute you're importing avocado toast dreams, the next you're paying double for a USB cable made in Shenzhen. 😅📦

But hey, nothing says "economic strategy" like turning a global supply chain into a game of Uno: “Draw four, pay 25%!” 😂

HODL tight, folks — this trade war's got jokes.