#TrumpTariffs
😂😅😁BREAKING: Trump has announced a new tariff on common sense — citing it as an "unfair advantage used by other countries."

"China’s been using logic and facts for years without paying a dime," said Trump at a rally, before placing a 25% tax on reality.

Meanwhile, American consumers will now pay double for goods and triple for hope. But don’t worry — he says the economy is "doing tremendously... if you don't count the numbers."