Under Fiat:
– Age 22: Student debt
– Age 30: Rent serfdom
– Age 40: Promoted to middle manager of your own despair
– Age 50: Knees gone, 401(k) nuked
– Age 65: Eat bugs
– Age 85: Die
Under Bitcoin:
– Age 20: Realize the system is rigged, buy your first sats
– Age 25: Work two jobs, stack hard, trust no economist
– Age 30: Own Bitcoin, own land, own time
– Age 35: Fiat friends laugh while refinancing their toaster
– Age 40: Passive income from capital gains, no boss, no buzzwords
– Age 50: Knees intact, family fed, sovereign and solar-powered
– Age 65: Teach grandkids how to run a multisig
– Age 85: Die free
