🚀 TYPES OF HOLDERS in the crypto world 🧠💸
1️⃣ The Samurai Holder (Holds hard)
💀 Bought in 2021... still there.
📉 Endured -89%, lost his girlfriend, lost a kidney and still says: “This is just a market phase.”
🧘♂️ Meditates with Japanese candles.
2️⃣ The Jelly Holder (Holds soft)
😬 Says he will hold, but at the first drop: “I only sold a part to secure profits.”
👉 Spoiler: he already sold everything. And bought back at a higher price. Again.
3️⃣ The Rookie Holder (a few weeks)
📲 Checks the price 47 times a day.
🙃 Says he is a holder, but what he holds the most is anxiety.
🤡 Shouts “TO THE MOON!”... but didn’t even make it to OXXO.
4️⃣ The Weekend Holder (3 days max)
🔥 Bought on Friday, sold on Monday.
💔 Sold in the red and then sees it went up 300%.
😭 Cries, deletes Binance, re-installs it 2 hours later.
✨ Moral of the story:
If you are going to hold... choose your type of crypto warrior.
And remember: there are no bad holders, only poorly chosen times. 😅
🔁 Which one are you? Comment below and tag the one who gets desperate in 3 days! 😆👇