#HODLTradingStrategy Elon Musk is what happens when you give a tech bro too much money, not enough therapy, and access to a nuclear-grade ego. Because when a billionaire man-child with the impulse control of a raccoon on Red Bull says, “Hey, what the US really need is more of me,” clearly the only sane response is to hand him a flag and let him cosplay George Washington.

He’s calling it the “America Party”—which is less a political movement and more a narcissism delivery system wrapped in a flag and sprinkled with Ayn Rand quotes. He claims it’s about “fiscal responsibility” and “centrism,” which, translated from Muskspeak, means “I didn’t get my way with the tax bill so I’m starting my own political LARP.”