#MuskAmericaParty

In Tech We Trust

Welcome to the MuskAmericaParty, where laws are written in code, taxes are paid in Dogecoin, and citizenship is granted via Twitter poll. Our anthem is a SpaceX launch countdown, and our constitution is a 280-character tweet. Housing? Mars. Healthcare? Neuralink diagnostics. Education? Just plug into X.com. Dissenters will be gently reminded by Tesla drones to “optimize behavior.” Don’t worry, freedom of speech is fully automated—unless the algorithm gets cranky. Join now, and receive a complimentary flamethrower and a Boring Company tunnel to your bunker. In Elon we trust, unless he gets bored and buys another planet.