#OneBigBeautifulBill

If Satan had a fiscal policy and a publicist with a cocaine problem, it’d look a lot like the “Big, Beautiful Bill.”

This isn’t just another tax tweak—it’s a $3.4 trillion economic fever dream: massive corporate giveaways wrapped in a flag, duct-taped to a border wall, and launched straight into the deficit stratosphere. It extends Trump’s 2017 tax cuts, makes “tips and overtime tax-free,” and shovels $300 billion into defense and border security like we’re prepping for the apocalypse… or a sequel to Mad Max: MAGA Road.

Meanwhile, Medicaid and food assistance get gutted. Renewable energy credits? Erased like a typo in an oil executive’s press release. The result? A projected 120% debt-to-GDP ratio by 2034, and a likely $3,500 wage decline over the next 30 years.

But hey, at least billionaires can write off their yachts faster. And foreign investors? They’re spooked, because Section 899 basically tells them to piss off unless they enjoy paying “revenge taxes.”

So yes, it’s big. Yes, it’s beautiful. But economically, ethically, and ecologically? It’s the legislative equivalent of setting your house on fire because you like how warm it feels—for five minutes—before everything collapses into ash.