"One Big Beautiful Bill – But Can It Buy You Crypto?"
Donald Trump may be on a novelty note, but real value lies in crypto, not paper!
A giant U.S. dollar bill — but Trump’s face replaces the president's portrait. The bill is overly gold-plated, shining, with sparkles, and the text says:
“The Best Bill. Maybe Ever.”
Value: One Billion Trump Bucks
Endorsed: By Me, Myself & I – Donald J. Trump