#OneBigBeautifulBill

💸 One Big Beautiful Bill – When money is printed beautifully like a dream, crypto traders cry like poetry

This week, the US Senate passed a spending package of 3,300,000,000,000 USD, also known as:

“One Big Beautiful Bill” – loosely translated: “A Beautiful Bill That Makes You Pass Out”.

🏦 Government:

“Printing money is not the issue. We have the printing press. And trust!”

😵 What about the crypto community?

Bitcoin: “Huh? Fiat money is printed like this and you guys still aren't all-in on me?”

Altcoin: “Let us hit the trading board, don’t just focus on Bitcoin forever!”

FARTCOIN: “I’m down because I'm not relevant, don't ask too much…” 😤

📉 What do margin traders say?

“The bill is indeed beautiful, but we just got liquidated because BTC dropped 3% after the news.”

“Thanks to the government for increasing inflation and reducing my wallet at the same time.”

🤔 Some investors:

“I heard this bill is good for growth… I guess I should buy more SHIBA to get ahead!”

“Trump said the bill is beautiful – I only see my wallet getting worse!”

✅ In conclusion:

One Big Beautiful Bill is indeed beautiful… for those still holding USD.

For the crypto community, it is:

“One Big Beautiful Reason To Panic Buy Bitcoin.” 😎💥