BREAKING: CZ Just Made the Craziest Claim About Satoshi 🚨

$BTC 🧠⏳🔥

I’ve been in crypto since ICO days, seen it all—from moonshots to rug pulls. But this? Even I had to double-take.

Binance founder CZ just suggested Satoshi Nakamoto might not have been human—he claims Satoshi was an AI time-traveler from 2140, sent to rescue us from fiat chaos. 😳

Sounds wild, right? But let’s play along...

🔐 The 21M BTC cap? Maybe it’s not just genius, but timeless—like Satoshi knew we’d print money till disaster.

🧩 Why did Satoshi vanish? Maybe he didn’t—maybe he became code, a self-custodied ghost in the machine.

🕵️‍♂️ Why can’t we find him? Because he doesn’t exist in our timeline.

Crypto always blurs myth and reality—one day it’s a joke, the next it’s alpha.

Was CZ kidding? Probably. But what if not?

Either way, Satoshi remains the ultimate mystery. 🤯

Would you believe Satoshi could really be an AI from the future?

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